People tell me I should blog, so I'm going to...maybe.
I made this short and sweet, because I was already halfway through writing my first post (the next post on henre) in my head when I decided to make this blog.
To be entirely honest, I have no idea whether I'll post to this or not, but - if nothing else - it's nice to have the option to, even if it never gets used.
I don't know why anyone would want to read the things I'm going to post here, but if you do, be forewarned they may offend, humor, or otherwise cause feelings to happen. Don't hold me responsible. Everything on this blog is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood, most likely the deranged ranting of a drug-crazed lunatic, and only an idiot would take anything they read on the internet as fact. All names have been changed to protect the innocent. By reading this disclaimer, you have already voided your warranty. Contains no nuts. No shoes permitted past this point. Dry clean only. Kosher, Vegan, and biodegradable. Only 1 animal was harmed in the making of this blog (and it was myself). Don't sue me.